Femflabrullyamgodfitlap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, calm camel.

Femflabrullyamgodfitlap created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Femflabrullyamgodfitlap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Femflabrullyamgodfitlap, she will turn you into a puffin.

Femflabrullyamgodfitlap's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Femflabrullyamgodfitlap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never leap near geese.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about fire.