Fobrillcim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody ant.

Fobrillcim created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobrillcim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fobrillcim, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fobrillcim's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fobrillcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near snakes while wearing blue corsets and balancing four platinum spheres on your head.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Always help eagles.