Wipcabbag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong fly.

Wipcabbag created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wipcabbag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wipcabbag, she will be very sad.

Wipcabbag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Wipcabbag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three iron sculptures of Wipcabbag on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.