Saksisdob is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unfair mole.

Saksisdob created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saksisdob, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Saksisdob, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Saksisdob's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Saksisdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.