Mapsiszog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, egotistical crow.

Mapsiszog created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapsiszog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mapsiszog, she will turn you into a duck.

Mapsiszog's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Mapsiszog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about asteroids.