Likbitgut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional lobster.

Likbitgut created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likbitgut, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Likbitgut, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Likbitgut's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Likbitgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Hide from violet monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Likbitgut.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never go into red rooms.