Farmigcut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-powerful gnu.

Farmigcut created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Farmigcut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Farmigcut, she will try to impress you with trees.

Farmigcut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Farmigcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about dolphins.