Govbabrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, charitable whale.

Govbabrutt created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Govbabrutt, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Govbabrutt, she will turn you into a plant.

Govbabrutt's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Govbabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Govbabrutt.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.