Homrapmil is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, pitiless hedgehog.

Homrapmil created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homrapmil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Homrapmil, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Homrapmil's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Homrapmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Do not take Homrapmil's name in vain.