Batjadfedcutcudguttifgil is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical sheep.

Batjadfedcutcudguttifgil created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batjadfedcutcudguttifgil, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Batjadfedcutcudguttifgil, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Batjadfedcutcudguttifgil's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Batjadfedcutcudguttifgil's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Run away from red gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Always help foxes.