Fadhogtad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, self-confident human.

Fadhogtad created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadhogtad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fadhogtad, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fadhogtad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fadhogtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Fadhogtad must be the most important thing in your life.