Loopbestril Ratvidhom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent rat.

Loopbestril Ratvidhom created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopbestril Ratvidhom, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Loopbestril Ratvidhom, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Loopbestril Ratvidhom's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Loopbestril Ratvidhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to seals while wearing jumpers.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Loopbestril Ratvidhom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.