Cebtonkdam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered deer.

Cebtonkdam created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cebtonkdam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cebtonkdam, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cebtonkdam's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cebtonkdam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear turquoise trousers.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Cebtonkdam in the centre of the settlement.