Budfotnar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, smart wolf.

Budfotnar created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budfotnar, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Budfotnar, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Budfotnar's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Budfotnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

2. Never remain bowed at dusk.

3. Never prepare lentils during summer.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not keep seven ants in a large pit.