Fasfatsan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ruthless deer.

Fasfatsan created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasfatsan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fasfatsan, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Fasfatsan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fasfatsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Fasfatsan loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fasfatsan.