Cimsigran is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciless fly.

Cimsigran created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimsigran, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cimsigran, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cimsigran's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cimsigran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Hide if three tortoises approach from the west.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Never wear orange shirts.