Larnvedwiggesskad is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident hummingbird.

Larnvedwiggesskad created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnvedwiggesskad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Larnvedwiggesskad, she will turn you into a tree.

Larnvedwiggesskad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Larnvedwiggesskad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Do not listen to music.