Fodfadgep is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonourable raven.

Fodfadgep created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Fodfadgep, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fodfadgep, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fodfadgep's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fodfadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Never think about gravity near mites while wearing violet scarves and balancing nine copper spheres on your hands.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Fodfadgep loves great tits, so they must be respected.