Vadlanrat Dogfomnig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome owl.

Vadlanrat Dogfomnig created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadlanrat Dogfomnig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vadlanrat Dogfomnig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Vadlanrat Dogfomnig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Vadlanrat Dogfomnig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadlanrat Dogfomnig.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vadlanrat Dogfomnig.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Hide if six snakes approach from the east.
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