Fedgadren is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, compassionate hippopotamus.

Fedgadren created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedgadren, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fedgadren, he will turn you into a puffin.

Fedgadren's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fedgadren's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Always wear purple.

4. You must pray to Fedgadren seven times a day.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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