Fabzedhud is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, cheerful human.

Fabzedhud created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fabzedhud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fabzedhud, she will turn you into a worm.

Fabzedhud's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fabzedhud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not sprint in public.