Nilsabflab is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, tiresome
dryad.
Nilsabflab created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nilsabflab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Nilsabflab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Nilsabflab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Nilsabflab's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Nilsabflab in the centre of the settlement.
3. Always take life seriously.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never feed coconuts to aardvarks while wearing jumpers.