Rawgepflan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful squirrel.

Rawgepflan created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Rawgepflan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawgepflan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rawgepflan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rawgepflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Never point your neck toward the south during prayer.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never play with disobedient children.