Pogsaffag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, able parrot.

Pogsaffag created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogsaffag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pogsaffag, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pogsaffag's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pogsaffag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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