Kipvingam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, weak newt.

Kipvingam created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipvingam, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kipvingam, he will try to impress you with trees.

Kipvingam's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Kipvingam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not keep three foxes in a large pit.
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