Rowdagdab is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, caring
ant.
Rowdagdab created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Rowdagdab, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Rowdagdab, she will turn you into a goat.
Rowdagdab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Rowdagdab's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never feed melons to sheep while wearing shirts.
3. Never think about gravity.
4. Do not bounce in public.
5. Rowdagdab loves turtles, so they must be honoured.