Gudwigvag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, boastful lizard.

Gudwigvag created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudwigvag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gudwigvag, she will think nothing of it.

Gudwigvag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gudwigvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudwigvag.

5. You must love Gudwigvag.