Fadnignurt is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane goose.

Fadnignurt created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadnignurt, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fadnignurt, he will remove you from existence.

Fadnignurt's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fadnignurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.