Xuckhakrot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unjust badger.

Xuckhakrot created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckhakrot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xuckhakrot, it will strike you with lightening.

Xuckhakrot's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Xuckhakrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Xuckhakrot loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Never eat bark.