Bonkdogkon is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring dragonfly.

Bonkdogkon created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkdogkon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bonkdogkon, he will not care at all.

Bonkdogkon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bonkdogkon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near pigs while wearing cyan shirts.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not chop down trees.