Cusstraghiv is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, compassionate warg.

Cusstraghiv created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusstraghiv, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cusstraghiv, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cusstraghiv's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cusstraghiv's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat rice.

2. Do not take Cusstraghiv's name in vain.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cusstraghiv.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear boots.