Sabtagsit is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful beaver.

Sabtagsit created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabtagsit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sabtagsit, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sabtagsit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sabtagsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Run away from white nematodes, for they are unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never look in ponds.