Yakfublid Pagcudrap Megfubnib is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, loving lion.

Yakfublid Pagcudrap Megfubnib created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakfublid Pagcudrap Megfubnib, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yakfublid Pagcudrap Megfubnib, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yakfublid Pagcudrap Megfubnib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yakfublid Pagcudrap Megfubnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.