Hambitkop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able wyrm.

Hambitkop created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hambitkop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hambitkop, he will turn you into a sheep.

Hambitkop's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hambitkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed limes to porpoises while wearing mauve trousers.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Respect your elders.
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