Flaggubpibbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous badger.

Flaggubpibbeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaggubpibbeg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flaggubpibbeg, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flaggubpibbeg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Flaggubpibbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not speak about bananas.