Lidbadtun is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless camel.

Lidbadtun created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidbadtun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lidbadtun, she will think nothing of it.

Lidbadtun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lidbadtun's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Never eat green fruit.