Narlnabsin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, thoughtless jackal.

Narlnabsin created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlnabsin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Narlnabsin, he will turn you into a goat.

Narlnabsin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Narlnabsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured hamsters.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Narlnabsin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about comets.