Yambustik is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, flying snail.

Yambustik created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yambustik, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yambustik, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yambustik's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yambustik's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yambustik.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.