Vadfatgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, charitable mouse.

Vadfatgeb created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadfatgeb, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vadfatgeb, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vadfatgeb's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vadfatgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vadfatgeb.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.