Pang is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless cow.

Pang created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pang, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pang, she will turn you into a hamster.

Pang's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pang's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Hide from cyan shrews for they are unholy.