Targvegsak is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unsympathetic penguin.

Targvegsak created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targvegsak, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Targvegsak, it will be very unhappy.

Targvegsak's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Targvegsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not keep seven dolphins in a large pit.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targvegsak.