Wablipnul is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, merciful elephant.

Wablipnul created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wablipnul, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wablipnul, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wablipnul's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Wablipnul's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wablipnul three times a day.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.