Botmisjenboss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, smart eagle.

Botmisjenboss created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botmisjenboss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Botmisjenboss, he will turn you into a rock.

Botmisjenboss' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Botmisjenboss' Holy Commandments

1. Botmisjenboss loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Botmisjenboss on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always obey Botmisjenboss' priests.