Wabsatnurtkarcapdubkon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring squirrel.

Wabsatnurtkarcapdubkon created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wabsatnurtkarcapdubkon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wabsatnurtkarcapdubkon, she will turn you into a snail.

Wabsatnurtkarcapdubkon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wabsatnurtkarcapdubkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near ducks.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Run away if nine seals approach from the north.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention dolphins.