Riljonshav is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring wasp.

Riljonshav created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riljonshav, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Riljonshav, it will send you a sign.

Riljonshav's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Riljonshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Erect three tin sculptures of Riljonshav on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about fire.