Mutwitsat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical guinea pig.

Mutwitsat created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutwitsat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mutwitsat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mutwitsat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mutwitsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always take life seriously.