Arnminbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciful horse.

Arnminbarn created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnminbarn, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Arnminbarn, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Arnminbarn's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Arnminbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Hide if four geese approach from the south.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.