Pakgeplin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, pitiless bear.

Pakgeplin created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pakgeplin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pakgeplin, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pakgeplin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pakgeplin's Holy Commandments

1. Pakgeplin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Never mention dolphins.