Legtapvad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking squid.

Legtapvad created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legtapvad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Legtapvad, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Legtapvad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Legtapvad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.