Wodbelltad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever hare.

Wodbelltad created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wodbelltad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wodbelltad, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wodbelltad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Wodbelltad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Always obey Wodbelltad's priests.
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