Woddabpon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable coyote.

Woddabpon created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Woddabpon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Woddabpon, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Woddabpon's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Woddabpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near gulls while wearing mauve scarves and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your hands.

2. Do not speak about cucumbers.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Woddabpon on top of all buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.