Gentofweg is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, prudent
dove.
Gentofweg created an electron four years ago.
If you believe in
Gentofweg, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Gentofweg, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Gentofweg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Gentofweg's Holy Commandments1. Never wear fawn skirts.
2. Never eat pineapples.
3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.
4. Worship no other gods but Gentofweg.
5. Do not drink alcohol.