Gednelldoss is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, narcissistic goose.

Gednelldoss created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gednelldoss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gednelldoss, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gednelldoss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gednelldoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Gednelldoss loves gulls, so they must be respected.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.