Wadyarpcen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful fish.

Wadyarpcen created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadyarpcen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wadyarpcen, he will destroy your home planet.

Wadyarpcen's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Wadyarpcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.