Banwatvag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, two-faced hamster.

Banwatvag created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banwatvag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Banwatvag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Banwatvag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Banwatvag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not listen to music.